The Girl In The Camel Cape: Life's More Fun In An All-In-One

In my former University life, most evenings would consist of ridiculous fancy dress outfits, a broken camera, the cheapest alcohol going, and waking up at 4pm the following day in the clothes I wore the night before, with a few random people scattered around my bedroom floor. Nowadays, in the midst of my post-education depression, I find myself coming home from work and snuggling up on the sofa with a cup of Yorkshire tea and Coronation Street. Sometimes, I even go all out and light a Glade scented candle or two to really set the mood. I can barely handle two nights out in a row nowadays, let alone a weeks worth of them, and when you get to the stage in your life when a night on the sofa watching Casualty is more appealing then a night on the lash, you know that you are no longer a student. Yes, I am 90% ready for the retirement home and I haven't even had a career yet. Anyway, as I waded my way through the lunatic asylum that is Primark on a Saturday afternoon, I could't help but notice their rather fetching collection of onesies. Yes, adult onesies. I'd seen these ridiculous inventions used as a last minute fancy dress option, but I must say, they are a vital component for any post-university night on the sofa with a good book. Sorry Ann Summers, but gone are the days of sexy, feminine nightwear; this season the adult onesie has entered my life and I am a fan! Comfortable, snug, easy to wash and perfect for cold winter nights; step aside pink chiffon chemise, the leopard print all-in-one has taken over. This is probably the start of my slightly premature mid-life crisis…